IN THE TRADITION OF CITIZEN KANE, THE GODFATHER and GONE WITH THE WIND, world-famous scenarist Lang Jeffries Jr. announces the next ground-breaking American classic: "Zero Comments"
"Zero Comments" is a taut, edge-of-your-seat, new-age thriller about a blogger (Lang Jeffries Jr.) who mysteriously and consistently receives no comments on his blog! Why?! Is it a ghost that haunts the blog? A mysterious relative from the past prohibiting the transmission of comments via vast cyber-powers? Is a demented Colonel Sanders cruelly deploying his new chipotle-flavored crispy chicken as a strategic diversion to otherwise interested bloggers?
At any rate, SEE how intriguing and controversial posts are incredibly re-channeled to other, less interesting blogs (Care to see my used tires?, and The Official Al Lewis Web Shrine, to name but a few!).
An FBI cover-up? Bloggers still reeling from the TOO HOT Klinger/Nesor controversy?!
YOU be the judge!
SEE: "ZERO COMMENTS" -- the first picture filmed in stomach-churning 4D CYBERVISION! (Special glasses required)
2 comments:
Mmmm, chipotle-flavored comments...
Comments are the fabled double edged sword of blogdom. Sure, it's nice to receive accolades from the adoring public, but then you are forced to wade through the bitter soup of commenter's who mix their metaphors.
Thanks, LJF --
I have word that I will be receiving accolades in about two weeks. I bought them at Spencer Gifts along with a Jeff Gordon (#24) Afghan.
Your pal -- Lang Jr.
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