CONTEST OVER: NO WINNER THIS TIME!

Nobody guessed the correct answer to the Kissin’ Cousins Song Contest, so the $1,000 prize will be awarded at a contest some time in the future.

The correct answer was “Let’s Get Hitched”, which is an Elvis-movie like song penned by yours truly. All the other songs (including the awful ‘Pappy, Won’t You Please Come Home’) were featured in the movie.

Now, I’m no Red West, but I think this song is real ear-candy; it’s also generic enough to have been included (and immediately forgotten) in any Elvis film.

Lyrics from the song "Let's Get Hitched"

by Lang Jeffries, Jr.

You and me, we should get married
Better do it before we’re buried
Two lovebirds, that’s me and you
Let’s get hitched, it’s what lovebirds do
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched

You be the goat, I’ll be the goat herder-er
Don’t worry, babe, I’m no ax murderer
I did kill a guy once, his name was Fred Maxident
Let’s get hitched, cuz that was an accident
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched

Let’s get hitched, it’s really cool
Let’s get hitched, don’t be a fool
Let’s get hitched,
Does that look like blood in my stool?

Fred’s wife just called, I’m getting sued
So don’t give me any sh*t about not being in the mood,
Unless you’d like your head split with an ax,
Let’s get hitched, cuz I’m hearing voices now
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched
Let’s get hitched
Baby, baby, let’s get hitched!

Copyright 2008 Jenius-at-work Music