NOVEMBER 2008 -- The multimedia conglomerate LangFilms will publish President George W. Bush's autobiography entitled "Things Like God and Such of Which I am Thankful For".
According to sources near Bush, the President was envious of the books President-elect Obama had authored, and decided he could whip one up just as good, if not better. "Mine will have much bigger letters for easier reading," boasted Bush.
The twenty-nine page work recounts Bush's childhood, his college days, his three days in the Air Force National Guard, his family life, and his utterly failed presidency.
You may not know that Bush, a deeply religious man, wrote several personal prayers, many of which are sprinkled throughout the book. Here is a sample:
"Every night I pray to you, hoping that you hear me, too. If you're not too busy and have some time, howzabout a miracle, that would be fine."
Bush hopes that nuggets like these inspire people to greater things. In fact, Bush is donating all proceeds from the book to the U. S. Treasury. At $10 a pop, he expects to sell over 70 billion, which would get us out of our current financial crisis.
On his website, the President hints that these books would make great Xmas stocking stuffers. Most agree that this book should be stuffed.
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