HOLLYWOOD (AP) -- Tom, aka the "Beautiful Fishman", may not have perished in Dr. Trent's "swimming pool" as the ending to "Curse of the Swamp Creature" suggests. In fact, the buggy-eyed missing link has been reported stalking local swamps in search of turtles.
In a seemingly unrelated story, Kogar -- famous chimp of "Rat Pfink a Boo Boo" and "Lemon Grove Kids" fame -- has been reported missing. Kogar had been on hard times after serving a prison sentence for stuffing a date rape drug in a banana. Although it is likely Kogar is sleeping it off in an East L.A. flophouse, one just can't dismiss this odd "coincidence".
In a totally unrelated story, my "Prince of Peace" is on the way! Without a description of the product on the site, I can only pray that the DVD includes the Ginger Prince scenes that flank the passion play. I'll keep you posted.
Incidentally, the votes are in, and you've chosen "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet Chris Hanson" as the treatment most likely to breathe life in the franchise. So it's back to work for Lang Jr.!
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